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[barking]

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[Jacqueline]
When her good friend, Carlos Ramirez,

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went on 2 weeks active duty
with marine corps reserve,

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Sister Bertrille
did everything she could

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to make his service
more tolerable.

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Private Ramirez was stationed
on a small island, not far from San Juan.

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Sister Bertrille knew
that his palate would not take kindly

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to a steady diet
of field rations.

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Sister Bertrille wrote
Señor Ramirez a letter every night.

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She didn't want him to feel
o-out of touch.

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Señor Ramirez's unit

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was scheduled to take part
in large scale battle maneuvers.

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Sister Bertrille
watched the newspapers avidly for some sign

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that the maneuvers had begun.

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If you're on guard duty,
shouldn't you be guarding something?

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Oh, no.

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These are just games.

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Even when the battle starts,
it wouldn't be a real one.

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I'd still hate to
see you get into any trouble, Carlos.

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Trouble?

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The commanding officer
is terrified of me.

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He knows a real man
when he sees one.

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Ramirez.

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What's going on?

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Well, uh, um,
we have war game, sir.

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I'm playing.

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You civilian.

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You 2-week hero.

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You think these maneuvers
are some kind of joke?

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Oh, no, sir, I don't.
Uh, I'm dedicated.

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Young lady,
how did you get on this island?

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His yacht.

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His yacht?

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It's only one thing I hate
more than a civilian, a rich civilian.

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Well, it's just
a little yacht.

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Willis.
Sir.

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How could you get a boat
through our security?

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This island's supposed to be
on red alert.

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Well, we are not on
red alert yet, sir.

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Well, put us on!
Yes, sir.

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As for you playboy,

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you may have thought,
you are only on 2 weeks' active duty.

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Yeah, I thought I was.

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But you've just become
a career man. Well, I don't want to.

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By the time I'm finished
with you,

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you'll be in the corps
20 years.

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20 years? I've--

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in the brig!
Yes, sir.

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[Jacqueline]
While Private Ramirez awaited court martial,

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he was put on a work detail.

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It included,
among other things,

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polishing
Captain Dolger's boots.

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The old man liked
the way you peeled the potatoes.

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You mean the daisies?
Yes.

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Tonight he wants you to
shape 'em like roses.

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I'll do my best.

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"Reverend Mother Placido,
convent San Tanco."

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Captain Dolger
knows Reverend Mother.

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You better be careful

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or you're gonna get
another 20 years for reading his mail.

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Just a moment,
this is important.

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Does he know Mother Placido?

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Hmm. Talks about her
all the time.

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She and, uh, bismark
are his idols.

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Tell me one thing.

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How much is it worth to you
to make one brief radio call for me?

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My stripes.

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You're going--
forget it.

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We are on red alert.

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You couldn't get a cough
through this security screen.

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You understand that?

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Lieutenant Willis,
could I please see Carlos?

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No, I'm sorry, but
it's against regulations.

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Just for a second?

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Please, lieutenant,
before she goes, one little kiss.

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Well, it's
against regulations.

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I know, I know.

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Oh, Carlos,
I'm gonna miss you so much.

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Oh, don't worry, baby.

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My only regret is that
I have but one life to give for my country.

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[whispering]
Go to convent San Tanco,

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tell Sister Bertrille
she must come here immediately.

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How? How will she get through
the red alert?

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Don't question the mysteries
of the church, my love.

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Honestly, Reverend Mother,
Carlos wouldn't have sent for me,

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not me, unless
he really needed me.

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Señor Ramirez
is a grown man.

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He is perfectly capable
of taking care of himself.

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Sister Bertrille,
we cannot interfere

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in the affairs
of the marine corps.

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But Reverend Mother,
Ginger said that

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that Captain Dolger
is going to court-martial Carlos.

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Captain Dolger?

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Captain Daniel
"gung ho do-or-die" Dolger?

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You know him?

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Yes, I know him.

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In fact, he's my cousin.

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And Cousin Daniel
takes his responsibilities very seriously.

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Sister Bertrille,
I think we had best

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pray very earnestly
for Señor Ramirez.

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Yes, operator.
I--I am trying to reach

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captain Daniel gung--

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j. Dolger.

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The 112th marine detachment.

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Yes, yes.
They're on maneuvers.

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No, I have not.
As you put it, "lost my marbles."

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I am simply
trying to reach

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Captain Daniel J. Dolger.

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[man chattering on phone]

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Young man,

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no matter what color alert
you are on,

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that is no way
to talk to a lady.

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Good day.

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Sister Bertrille,
perhaps you had best fly over to the island,

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at least to investigate.

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Right!

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Reverend Mother.

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[Dolger]
Ramirez.

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Go ahead.

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Malinger,
it'll bring the charges against you to an even dozen.

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What is it, Willis?

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Uh, unidentified object
approaching on the radar, sir.

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Oh, it's nothing
but a pelican.

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Let me see those.

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Man in the firing positions!
Sir?

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A pelican?
They certainly bamboozled you, Willis.

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It's one of our
new missiles.

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Man the firing positions!

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[men chattering]

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Now this is it, men.
"Force x."

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First wave of the aggressors.

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I know that you'll make me
proud of you today.

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Sir, that is a poor,
helpless pelican.

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I'm an animal lover.

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Oh, don't worry.
We don't use live ammunition. We use flour.

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But you can brush that off.

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How do we know
they are hit?

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The honor system.

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Coordinates, 4 minutes,
33 seconds, north.

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53 minutes, 9 seconds, east.

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Fire 3.

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It seems
to be retreating, sir.

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[explosions]

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[Bertrille]
Carlos!

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Carlos!

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Oh.

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Sister,
ar-are you all right?

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Oh, yes. Except for
a few scratches on the fuselage.

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Are you sure
those are just games?

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With Captain Dolger,
nothing is a game.

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Come here, sister.

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I have to talk to you
before they get back.

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Please sit down.

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Now, sister,

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I'm not one to
take advantage of a friendship,

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but I have been generous
with the convent, right?

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Oh, you sure have, Carlos.
There was that acre of land that--

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an acre and a half,
and a playground. Now, who keeps count?

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Now the point is,
Reverend Mother should do me a favor.

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This Captain Dolger,

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he's going to draw
and quarter me.

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What did you do?
Nothing.

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Well, it was
a little misunderstanding about visiting hours.

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Now Reverend Mother
has great influence on Captain Dolger.

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You have to persuade her
to intercede for me.

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Oh, Carlos,
I-I'm sure she wants to. She even tried.

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But she couldn't even get
a telephone call through to Captain Dolger.

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She won't be able to,
but she has a nun who can fly.

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A letter?

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A special delivery.

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[beeping]
Radio headquarters.

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Tell them we repelled
our aggressor. Yes, sir.

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[machine beeping]

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Good show, men.

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I'll never forget this day.

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Where's Ramirez?

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Uh, I don't know, sir.

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He's escaped.

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You're an angel.
Oh, thanks.

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[Ramirez]
I'll always be grateful you.

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Oh, it's nothing, Carlos.

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[Ramirez]
Nothing?

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You risked your neck
to get over here.

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[Bertrille]
But you're my friend.

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A girl.

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[Dolger]
You just don't stop, do you, Ramirez?

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Girls, girls.

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How dare you?

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Dressing up one of
your little playmates as a nun.

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Now, wait a minute.
I am a nun, or a novice.

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Oh, sure.

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And I'm prince charming.

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Oh, oh, captain,
she is a nun.

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She's Sister Bertrille
of convent San Tanco.

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And you're one of her
good works, I suppose?

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Well, as a matter of fact,
yes. You see--

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[Dolger]
I don't want to hear about it.

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I just want to know one thing.
How did you get on this island?

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Can, uh, you keep a secret,
captain?

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Try me.

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I flew.

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I see.

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You took an unscheduled flight
on Air Vatican

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and you landed on our
nonexistent landing strip?

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You see, sir, I didn't fly
in an airplane. I just flew.

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You see, uh, I--I don't weigh
very much. Only 90 pounds.

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And when the wind
is very strong--

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forget it, sister.

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[chattering]
What?

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Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.
What is it?

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Uh, sir, I ju-- I just
spoke to headquarters,

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and they say that
that wasn't the aggressor we repelled.

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No, sir.

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It was-- it was me.
Your guns fired at me.

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Of course.

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[mumbling]
I forgot you flew over.

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Yes. It all has to do
with, uh, lift plus thrust

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being greater than
load plus drag.

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[Dolger]
Now, listen to me, both of you!

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I've been in the corps
30 years.

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I survived okinawa.

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I survived guadalcanal.

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And I survived inchon.

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And I'm gonna
get through this, too.

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Willis, I want
both these people put in the guard house.

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We don't have
a guard house, sir.

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Then build one.

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I'm going to get
the truth out of you

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[Dolger]
If it's the last thing I do.

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[Jacqueline]
Sister Bertrille and Señor Ramirez were subjected

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to a series of
intensive interrogations

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to clarify the matter.

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[Ramirez screaming]

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I don't want to hear
another word about lift plus thrust!

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But it's true.
I am Sister Bertrille of the convent San Tanco.

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[thudding]

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If you don't believe my story,
just ask the Reverend Mother Placido.

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[crying]

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It's all part
of the maneuvers.

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You're working
for headquarters,

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aren't you?

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Like the girl,

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she's some kind of
advance agent.

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They sent her here
to test our security, yep?

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Captain--
don't try to lie!

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Too late.

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The jig is up, Ramirez.

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You're from headquarters.
I couldn't court-martial you if I wanted to.

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Ramirez,

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the honor system.

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[yawning]
What--

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what can I say?

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You almost got away with it.

254
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,200
Bring in the girl.

255
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,200
I'm sorry, captain,
but if I confessed to a story like that,

256
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,090
I'd just be telling a lie.

257
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,170
It's not fair.

258
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,130
It's just not fair.

259
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:51,160
They're making maneuvers
tougher than the real thing.

260
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:56,190
If I may suggest, sir,
why not check out the, uh, the sister's story?

261
00:13:56,190 --> 00:14:00,020
I mean, particularly
since you know Reverend Mother Placido.

262
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:03,050
They've finally
gotten to you, haven't they, Willis?

263
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,090
We're on red alert.

264
00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:08,080
The aggressor forces
may attack at any moment.

265
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,190
Do you think that I would
desert my command post

266
00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:15,150
to scramble over to San Juan
and check out a red herring like this?

267
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,090
[knocking on window]

268
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,030
[crickets chirping]

269
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:42,080
[inaudible]

270
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,200
Well, Cousin Daniel.

271
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,210
Shh!

272
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,230
I see you're still
allergic to doors.

273
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,180
Can anyone hear us?
Why?

274
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:06,120
It isn't a friendly
family visit, Cousin Boone.

275
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,150
Oh.

276
00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:09,230
I want to ask you something.
Yes?

277
00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:12,040
Maybe you better sit down.

278
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,110
Why? What--
well, what's happening?

279
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,200
Now--now, listen here,
Cousin Daniel,

280
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,120
has something happened
to Sister Bertrille?

281
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,000
There is a Sister Bertrille?
Of course.

282
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,160
She's one of
our novices here.

283
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,210
Short, round face
with a pug nose? Mmm-hmm. Yes, yes.

284
00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:29,170
Where is she?

285
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:33,000
She's on my island,
that's where she is. Chained to a tree.

286
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,140
Danny!
I don't know what kind of an order you're running here.

287
00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:38,180
The girl shows up
in the middle of a red alert,

288
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:41,140
and do you know
how she tells me she got there?

289
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:45,030
Can you keep a secret?

290
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:48,040
Now don't--
don't you start that with me.

291
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,130
She can fly.

292
00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:51,000
Hmm.

293
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,190
Lift plus thrust.

294
00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:56,130
As I understand it, yes.

295
00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:00,020
I see.

296
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:03,160
That's very interesting.

297
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:06,120
Very interesting.

298
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,180
They don't stop at anything
these days, now, do they? Nuns even.

299
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,060
Mother superior.

300
00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:13,060
May I ask
what you were doing?

301
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,180
You know what I'm doing.
No, I do not.

302
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,060
You're in on this.
What?

303
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:21,040
Right along with Ramirez
and the girl.

304
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,020
You're all working
for the aggressors.

305
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:26,160
And you're my own
flesh and blood. Now where's that microphone?

306
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,160
Microphone?

307
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,100
I know this office is bugged.
Every word we're saying is going straight to g-2.

308
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,210
What on earth
are you talking about?

309
00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:36,050
Daniel j. Dolger,
stop that.

310
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,050
I mean it.

311
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:40,180
All right, wherever you are,

312
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,200
I'm not cracking yet.
Not yet.

313
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,200
Dolger hasn't cracked yet.

314
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:51,220
I survived inchon,
I survived guadalcanal, I survived okinawa.

315
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,170
Danny.
Uh?

316
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,120
Daniel, listen to me.

317
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,140
Sister Bertrille can fly.

318
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,200
You always
had the same problem.

319
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,210
You remember when
you were a little boy,

320
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:06,170
how you climbed through
our living room window one night

321
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:09,130
because you were
determined to find the--the little man

322
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:12,020
that lived inside
my father's, uh,

323
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,080
new fangled radio?
Remember that, hmm?

324
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,040
You must have
a little faith, Daniel.

325
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,160
And if you do not believe
that Sister Bertrille can fly,

326
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,070
why do you not ask her
to demonstrate?

327
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:25,050
You're trying to undermine
the entire marine corps.

328
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:27,070
An officer
asking a nun to fly.

329
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:29,170
What's she doing
on the island anyway?

330
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:32,220
She was trying to help
Señor Carlos Ramirez.

331
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:35,000
Oh, yeah. Well,
she helped him, all right.

332
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,140
He'll get 30 years now.

333
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,030
What--

334
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:42,150
if you insist on being
your usual gung ho self about it--

335
00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:45,070
it's all your fault,
Cousin Boone. My fault?

336
00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:48,200
I deserted my post,
sneaked off my own island.

337
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,190
If this
Sister Bertrille can fly, you've got no business

338
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:54,190
letting her go airborne
in the middle of a red alert.

339
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:55,220
Cousin Daniel.

340
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:57,080
No business.

341
00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,080
You run your outfit,
I will run mine.

342
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,200
[crickets chirping]

343
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,160
[whispering]
Everything quiet?

344
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,220
All quiet, sir.

345
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,050
[foliage rustling]

346
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,170
Wait a minute,
there's something moving out there.

347
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:17,210
Can you see it?

348
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,120
Yes, sir.

349
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,230
This maybe it.
The aggressors.

350
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:25,020
Ready, fire!

351
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,110
[gun firing]

352
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,200
[Dolger]
It's me!

353
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:32,230
Don't fire, you idiots.

354
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:34,050
It's me!

355
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:39,040
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm sorry.

356
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,130
It looked as if
someone was landing out there.

357
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:44,090
I was taking a walk.

358
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:48,090
Willis, about Ramirez
and the, uh, the nun.

359
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:51,060
I think I've come up
with a new approach.

360
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:54,020
It came to me
in a kind of a flash.

361
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:57,130
There are times, my boy,
when a man just has to

362
00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:59,070
throw away a manual.

363
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:06,150
Why didn't you
wake me up last night to demonstrate?

364
00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:08,120
There just isn't
enough wind this morning.

365
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,220
That wouldn't have stopped
the Wright Brothers.

366
00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,140
But it is true, captain.

367
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:16,060
Sister Bertrille can only fly
under certain conditions.

368
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:19,010
Come off it. You can fool
some of the people all of the time,

369
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:21,070
and all of the people
some of the time, but you can't--

370
00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:23,090
sir.
What?

371
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,110
We've sighted
the aggressor, sir. Where?

372
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:27,020
Landing craft off position 2.

373
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,080
Let me see those.

374
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,230
Man the firing positions.
Deploy the troops.

375
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,070
You stay right here,
please.

376
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,100
Carlos, I'm sorry.

377
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,030
Of all the times
to get grounded.

378
00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:46,230
Don't worry, sister.

379
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:48,120
If I'm going to be shot,

380
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,070
there's no one I'd rather have
standing beside me.

381
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,150
Gee.

382
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,120
Jeez.

383
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,210
[wind blowing]

384
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,170
Oh. Oh, where were you
when I needed you?

385
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:59,030
Sister,
go before they come back.

386
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,120
No, Carlos,
I won't desert you.

387
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,020
Why should
both of us suffer?

388
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:03,200
Carlos, I simply cannot--
do I have to launch you?

389
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,020
[Bertrille grunts]

390
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,190
[Carlos]
You can be more help to me in San Juan!

391
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:10,150
Do you still want me to talk
to the Reverend Mother?

392
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:12,110
Too late for her!

393
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,200
You better find out
if the Secretary of the Navy is Catholic.

394
00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:28,230
[machine beeping]

395
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:31,190
Willis, Willis,
where are the pins?

396
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,220
Wars have been lost
for want of a pin.

397
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,010
Oh, right here, sir.

398
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:37,180
Good, we'll send "a" company

399
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,210
over to "b" company.

400
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:45,110
And "b" and "a" company
will move over to the edge of the clearing.

401
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,150
Send "c" company to the beach.

402
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:50,190
Be sure they have
plenty of fire power.

403
00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:52,160
And the recon patrol
will move from this point...

404
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,210
Sir.

405
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,210
Sir, sir!
...From this point...

406
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,150
Uh, sir, sir,
doesn't it seem strange to you

407
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:59,150
that the--there aren't
more landing craft?

408
00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:02,010
Maybe we're on
a budget this year.

409
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,180
Captain Dolger.

410
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,080
Captain Dolger.

411
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,070
Can't you see I'm busy?
This is zero hour.

412
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,140
That's why I must
talk to you.

413
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:24,000
[machine beeping]

414
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:29,170
Sir, that is not
the aggressor force.

415
00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:32,020
That is only a decoy.

416
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:35,130
A diversionary move.

417
00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:38,050
You're really out
to get me busted, aren't you, Ramirez?

418
00:21:38,050 --> 00:21:40,030
Why? I do my job.

419
00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:42,060
I serve my country.

420
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:44,180
Sir, there is a whole flotilla
approaching from the other side of the island.

421
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:47,030
Why didn't I spot her
or radar-see them?

422
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,200
They are too far away.

423
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,020
But believe me, sir,
someone saw them.

424
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,110
Really? How did they manage?
On tiptoes?

425
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,080
It was Sister Bertrille
who saw them, sir.

426
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,080
Sister Bertrille.

427
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,120
And I suppose she was, uh...

428
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:06,060
Listen, Ramirez,
one more peep--

429
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:10,120
good heavens, captain,
what do you need for proof, aerial photographs?

430
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:15,170
Honestly, captain,
you're the most skeptical man I've ever met.

431
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:24,190
Captain.

432
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,010
Zero hour.

433
00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:30,230
[grunts]

434
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,000
Willis.

435
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:35,200
Yes, sir.

436
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,090
Deploy "a", "b",
"c", "d" units

437
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,190
to the farer side
of the island.

438
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:40,210
The west shore, sir?
But, uh--

439
00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:44,010
ours is not to reason why.

440
00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,120
Ours is but to do...

441
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,180
Or die, sir.

442
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,160
[screaming]

443
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,040
[guns firing]

444
00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:17,000
[guns firing]

445
00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:31,030
[whistling]

446
00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:35,140
[birds chirping]

447
00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:41,040
Touchdown.

448
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,170
[man sounding off]

449
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,020
The general's going to be
mighty impressed, Captain Dolger.

450
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,190
You've secured
this entire phase of the operation.

451
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,070
Thank you, major.

452
00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:03,140
Tell me something.

453
00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:06,110
How did you figure out
what we were up to?

454
00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:08,030
Well, sir,

455
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,170
there are times
when a man just has to

456
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,160
throw away the manual.

457
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,040
You know what I mean?

458
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,050
Yes.

459
00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:18,050
I think so.

460
00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:32,100
Ah, sister.
Hi.

461
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,110
Uh, have you seen Carlo--

462
00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:36,200
ahem, uh, Private Ramirez?
I want to say goodbye to him before I leave.

463
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:40,120
No, I haven't seen him
since he helped bring in the prisoners this morning.

464
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:44,060
[Ramirez]
The war games are over. Now, the postwar games begin.

465
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,170
[woman]
Oh, Carlos.

466
00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:49,180
[Carlos and woman moaning]

467
00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:53,060
[woman chuckling]

468
00:24:57,030 --> 00:25:00,060
I've never been
an aggressor before. It's fun.

469
00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:02,060
Ramirez.

470
00:25:02,060 --> 00:25:03,180
To the victor, sir.

471
00:25:07,030 --> 00:25:08,180
To the victors.

472
00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:10,220
Oh, sister.

473
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:13,220
Oh, no, thank you.
I never drink while I'm, uh...

474
00:25:59,435 --> 00:26:01,435
[end credits]

475
00:26:01,485 --> 00:26:06,035
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